i've been told for years, by various peoples
that sooner or later i'm due to be hit by a car/truck/bus/milk float due to my poor grasp of the green cross code. this is further exaggerated when i am drunk.

watch this space, i suppose.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:35, 1 reply)

or not
if you do get hit, chances are you won't get to tell us
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 14:27, closed)

I'm pretty sure
The cars, lorrys, vans will go flying and I'll be fine. A bit like that bit in Hancock when he gets hit by the train.

Time will tell though, I suppose
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 16:18, closed)