Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Death would have been a relief...I had my Admiral Ackbar moment on Valentine's night. I should have seen the trap, but I was too slow.
While cuddling your girlfriend and watching 'Baby Moma', the answer to the question 'Which one would you rather sleep with? Tina Fey or Any Poheler' is: 'neither, you are the only one for me'
And under no circumstances is it 'Can I have both?'
I thought she was going to fucking stab me.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 15:45,
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Congratulations buddy..it's a nutter! (See previous QOTWs for details!)
Your answer, BTW, was correct.. Seventy points.
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Haha......haha. Hah. Genius.
*click*
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