Tesco
Basically I had moved to Southport and there was a 24hr tesco - first night at the house I needed a few items - tea - milk - boil in the bag kipper and some loo roll - jazz mag - I drove down to tesco it was raining and for some reason in the deserted car park I had to park the furthest away from the doors that I possibly could! - I ran full pelt towards the doors and I thought I would at the last moment plant a full of side ways skid and slide gracefully into the stores anticipating that the sliding automatic doors would err slide open.... except it wasn’t a door it was a full length plate glass window. I shattered the panel and slide unceremoniously into a crumpled pile - my head starting to morphed into something the elephant man would have been proud of... I ended up filling in a rather embarrassing accident form and return home in a daze with tampons, hair remover and a block of cheese.....
(tarkatronic stand back I don't know how big this thing gets..., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:00, 2 replies)

Excuse me
While I guffaw out loud at work...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:11, closed)

excused....
I certainly surprised the shoppers behind the window...
(tarkatronic stand back I don't know how big this thing gets..., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:14, closed)