Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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My first driving lessonThe instructor and I were sitting in the car at the kerb.
"Right Jim" he said, jovially. "Tell me about the cars that pass and come towards us, makes, who's driving etc."
So I did, for about two minutes. It was a very quiet road and only a few cars passed.
He then turned to me and said "Every single one of those drivers woke up with the express intent of killing YOU! It's the only reason they came out today and they won't be satisfied until you are dead".
I sat in stunned silence.
"Drive with that in mind and you'll live longer".
True words. not that I took a blind bit of notice once I'd passed, but who does?
Oh yeah, *click*.
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