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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Just a quick one...
I almost killed our builder/electrician today.
Although in my defence, it was only because he'd been upstairs working, so I had ventured into the living room for a day of guitar hero. Then, using his ninja builder skills, he silently sneaked towards the fuse box, turned off the plugs and returned upstairs.

Halfway through Do it Again (by the Steely Dan), the electricity goes and oblivious to his past training with Japanese ninjas, I do the obvious thing and decide "oh, the builder has shorted something out again. I'll just turn to fuse back on." 10 seconds later I here an angry shout from upstairs, with an added dollop of blasphemy for good measure. He wasn't best pleased.

[Ninja skills may or may not be true, it might just have been the TV was on too loud for me to hear him...]
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:55, 1 reply)
That song
Is evil. It's the one thing I can't play on hard at all. The solo is harder than most of the other ones set on expert.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 1:06, closed)

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