Nice!
It's a shame we don't live in such a culterally sensitive time now though. Only the other day I was asked to leave my local Indian restaurant for using a napkin as a makeshift turban and wandering around asking if people liked it and stealing their bahjis.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:49, 1 reply)

Where you went wrong.
Did you even try to put on an accent?
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:58, closed)

Hmm
Now that you mention it, there is the slightest possibility that an accent might have been involved.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:12, closed)

I dunno.
Did you draw a red dot in the middle of your forehead?

What with all the graceful attempts to woo a different culture, I am frankly shocked they didn't appreciate it.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:27, closed)

Actually
There was a small smudge of tikka sauce on my forehead which may to some have looked like it was deliberate due to its accidental central placing and overall circular shape.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:41, closed)