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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Totally PC...
Probably got this from sickipedia...but hey.

Apparently we can't call Indians 'towelheads' anymore 'cos it's not correct.

It's not a towel, it's a little sheet.

So the correct term is: 'Little sheet heads'
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:54, 1 reply)
I would like to state...
...that I am a big wooly liberal, only I fail at saying the right thing and keeping my mouth shut. Essentially, I am a hypocrite.

No, I didn't get it from sickipedia, I got it from the darkest depths of my twisted childhood. Kids do stupid shit, and I was a stupid kid.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:01, closed)
I think
that they were possibly referring to the joke they put at the end...
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:11, closed)
It wasn't a joke.
I lost my role of Tumbling Elephant to become a snake charmer - complete with a recorder, a bit of fishing line and a rubber snake.

It was 1982 in Northern Michigan, I'm lucky I wasn't also 'blacked up'.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:58, closed)

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