Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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ApparentlyThe correct way to walk in flip-flops involve gripping the soles with your feet so they raise off the ground effortlessly.
I can't do this, so drag the bastards around noisily and clumsily. Meanwhile the crows talons, ingrown toe-nails and verrucas are there for all and sundry to see.
Which is why I avoid flip-flops and may explain why I've lived to 24.
OOH nice story btw! =)
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:15,
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