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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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See me after class.

Cheers
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:08, 1 reply)
Oh pissflaps
Now you're going to give me a good caning, blackball me in front of the other boys, bugger me and then force me to clean my own effluence off your cock with my tongue.

Again.

Sometimes it feels like every day is my birthday.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:12, closed)
I've told you before
about seeing other men.

I'm not happy.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:15, closed)
I'm not seeing him
I keep my eyes closed to protect them from the rapidly exchanging bodily fluids and excrement.

I don't like getting shit in my eyelashes, it's most difficult to remove, even with Dettol.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:19, closed)
You Know The Rules

What happens on QOTW, stays on QOTW....


Cheers

but you're right about all of the above, Sometimes I think you *want* me to punish you
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:15, closed)
Fuck off
cuntcock.

*exposes brown*
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:20, closed)

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