Dates Gone WrongEver gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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Video.....So back in the day when still living with parents I secured an empty house and invited a young (no not yewtree) lady around to see my (delete as appropriate - stamp collection, puppy, cock).
As I was about to 'tuck in' I remembered that my dad had asked me to record something on telly.
So I excused myself, saying 'sorry just have to set the video'... on my return she'd done a runner!!!
Turns out later she thought I was going to video our sexy beeezneez!
I mean really it was the eighties - you'd have noticed a giant camera and a top loading frikin betamax in the the room......
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arsefez is back, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:59,
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Would've been even more super LolzIf you'd qualified it further thusly: "Just have to set the video for my dad."
Needless to say you had a wank.
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