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Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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...and if that doesn't inspire at least one strikethrough gag, I don't know what will

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:07, 2 replies)

Years and years ago during a patch of singleness I went speed dating in Soho with a mate who was at the time bi. It didn't go too badly for me, though I noticed that almost all of the women who'd ticked my box were the ones to whom that I had intimated that I could get hold of weed, so in many ways it was exactly like meeting people the regular way. On the other hand, my mate had such a miserable time that there and then he gave up on women altogether, so we went to G-A-Y and toasted the end of his heterosexuality together with cocktails.

Massive improvement.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:32, closed)
I'd have left miserable un struck.

(I helped save b3ta! gone, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:35, closed)

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