Dates Gone WrongEver gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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eff that, yo. the only person more boring than old lifefail rapey specsis dozer.
i think albert might wheel out some more date rape fantasies this week though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:20,
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Annoyingly, I think he has to pretend to still be on holiday with his imaginary family until this week finishes.A sad waste of an excellent Marshmallow opportunity.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:23,
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i think his family are realin a fritzl kind of way
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:12,
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If i were an imaginary child, i think I'd rather be in an incest dungeon than a multi-storey concrete hotel attached to a shopping mall in a swamp(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:25,
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Fancy a date?
You'll have to wait till I'm back, of course.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:38,
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