Dates Gone WrongEver gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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Nearly eighteen, still a virgin and in a field in Poulton le Fyldewalking along by the hedge with this bird I'd been informed was a goer.
Nice shady part, "Shall we sit down here?" I ask. "OK" she replies, slipping them off and says dead romantic like, "You can do me if you want."
I was nearly eighteen and still a virgin FFS.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:38,
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Did you do her then? Or are you still a virgin (FFS)? The nation needs to know..
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