Many years ago I had a bird that had a bar through her nipple
She was proper into dried fruit. Like a dried fruit maniac. She was mental for those mixed bags of nuts and dried apricots and all sorts.

Anyway, relevance is irrelevant at this point of the story. My missus had a cracking pair of knockers and I always thought that having one done and not the other kind of made her walk with a bit of a limp, so she was going to get the other one done, as we walked into the tattoo parlour she dropped her dried apricots and dates....shock fucking horror! I tripped over and fell straight onto the machine that puts holes in you, I tried to take control but it had a mind of it's own and I ended up piercing my own mouth.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:16, 2 replies)

Could you make this less coherent please?
Even so, I clicked.
(cli_que, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:19, closed)

Now I have read it back. It makes more sense than it was supposed to

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:30, closed)

Well, at least you kept it short.
Small mercies, and all that.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 8:53, closed)