Dates Gone WrongEver gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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Similar thing happened to me. We were in bed, and she cupped my two veg gently in one hand... and whispered "I cut some of these up with a scalpel the other day".
Thanks.
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I never get those romantic responses. (, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 0:20, closed)
HehWorryingly clinical, innit
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