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Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
( , Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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A person that I know is either gay or straight and he really should decide but anyway he always says, "I AM NOT GAY!!!"
Well, he was telling us a tale of another of his non-subjugating of the poon. Which did not go well. First, background to the subject line. He does ultra marathons and has always cycled and has taken part in endurance cycling and those events can be staged over 72 hours. He has completed 30 traditional marathons and does sub- 2.45 and is nearly 50. All in all a fit guy.
He had met this woman and they had gone back to her house. Things got sexy time and disaster. Erectile dysfunction and no penetration took place but a good time was had. However, the woman made it clear that he was not bf material. Which leads nicely to the ending of the tale.
"I wish that one day I could give a woman the full benefit of my aerobic stamina." - how we laughed.
Yes dear, that's the heart of the problem.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:48, 8 replies)
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....oh
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( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:53, closed)
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Chip pan fire, not much damage.
( , Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:47, closed)
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Is a great name for a prog rock album.
That line made me laugh, I enjoyed this even though everyone else felt it necessary to weep piss all over your dick.
Have a click.
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