Hard core fitness freak.
A person that I know is either gay or straight and he really should decide but anyway he always says, "I AM NOT GAY!!!"

Well, he was telling us a tale of another of his non-subjugating of the poon. Which did not go well. First, background to the subject line. He does ultra marathons and has always cycled and has taken part in endurance cycling and those events can be staged over 72 hours. He has completed 30 traditional marathons and does sub- 2.45 and is nearly 50. All in all a fit guy.

He had met this woman and they had gone back to her house. Things got sexy time and disaster. Erectile dysfunction and no penetration took place but a good time was had. However, the woman made it clear that he was not bf material. Which leads nicely to the ending of the tale.

"I wish that one day I could give a woman the full benefit of my aerobic stamina." - how we laughed.

Yes dear, that's the heart of the problem.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 11:48, 8 replies)

gosh i can't wait until d.r._and_quinch sees this dull shit and belittles you with his clever pithy replies!!!
....oh
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:09, closed)

Nonsense, it needs a big hitter to demolish this shit. We need someone like Baggenfock to respond.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:53, closed)

Any time m8.
Nothing but the best will do.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:12, closed)

I don't get it
Is this a pun?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:30, closed)

I
like the bit where nothing really happened.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:46, closed)

that's my favourite bit of all qftw stories

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:47, closed)

Is this not the theme of the week.
Chip pan fire, not much damage.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:47, closed)

"The full benefit of my aerobic stamina"
Is a great name for a prog rock album.

That line made me laugh, I enjoyed this even though everyone else felt it necessary to weep piss all over your dick.

Have a click.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:58, closed)