Dates Gone WrongEver gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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"I quickly wiped my hand in the gush and smelled it to double check it wasnt piss, it wasn't." I'm pretty sure you stole this line from Casablanca.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:22,
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I hope nobody points out that the volumes of female ejaculate are pretty much the same as men so if it was a genuine "gush" then it was definitely piss(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:46,
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Casanova, more like(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:06, closed)
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