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Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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I want to hear more about this:
"I had just finished telling her a charming quip about how my car isnt fast, but its a nice runner."

Sounds like the anecdote to end them all...
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:33, 1 reply)
no quicker way into a person's affections and underwear
than telling them about the fuel efficiency of your Vauxhall
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:38, closed)
I believe it is a honda accord

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:36, closed)
boom! my pants are down

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:09, closed)
Like you wear pants.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:24, closed)
I meant pant as in heavy breathing.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:42, closed)
Get a Room!
With 10 strippers, 7 MASSIVE drugs and a jacuzzi full of white tigers.

I can get you a special rate cos I know a guy who can get you anything for £50 and also as I am the Chosen One.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 12:34, closed)

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