My Worst Date
I have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
( , Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
I have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
( , Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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I was dating this stroppy cow of a nurse and wanted to end it.
I suggested that we went to see my mate's band at the Woolwich Tramshed.
They were supporting the psychobilly band, King Kurt. I knew what to expect 'cos I'd seen them at the Lyceum supporting Bo Diddley but she didn't.
So we get to the gig, my friend's band start playing and all hell breaks loose, with fluor, a jelly in the shape of a rabbit and all manner of projectiles are hurled.
The whole proceedings were broken after 2 songs up by the Metropolitan Police's finest, the Special Patrol Group. There were multiple arrests - nearly including my mate who the SPG thought had started it all!
Needless to say I got chucked by said stroppy nurse but I ended up shagging her housemate!
( , Fri 22 Oct 2004, 12:28, Reply)
I suggested that we went to see my mate's band at the Woolwich Tramshed.
They were supporting the psychobilly band, King Kurt. I knew what to expect 'cos I'd seen them at the Lyceum supporting Bo Diddley but she didn't.
So we get to the gig, my friend's band start playing and all hell breaks loose, with fluor, a jelly in the shape of a rabbit and all manner of projectiles are hurled.
The whole proceedings were broken after 2 songs up by the Metropolitan Police's finest, the Special Patrol Group. There were multiple arrests - nearly including my mate who the SPG thought had started it all!
Needless to say I got chucked by said stroppy nurse but I ended up shagging her housemate!
( , Fri 22 Oct 2004, 12:28, Reply)
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