My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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About half a year agoI went out on a "date" to the city centre with this girl, who happens to be my ex-girlfriend's best friend and who went out with my best friend who later went out with my ex's arch nemesis who tried to get it on with me. *goes crosseyed*
Aaaaaaanyway, it was atrocious. We walked around in silence, every time I said "Hey, wanna go to the cinema?", she'd go "fun" in the most sarcastic tone ever. "Want to get some coffee and a muffin?".. "fun.."
She can get to fuck, the wonkey fringed, titless, squashed fucked up hamster faced little bitch. *grumble grumble*
Ended up smacking her in the face with a cinder block, and scattering her in the mersey.
*Last bit may not be all of the truth.
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 21:28,
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