you think y'all had it bad ...
well this one time i decided to ask this girl i knew out - and it was totally the wrong move, because i actually fancied (and still do kinda) this other girl, but i guess it was my wussy 15 year old way of trying to make up for not having the guts to ask her out and go for this other goodlooking lass instead ...
aaaaanways, i ask her out and she said yes (wow!!!) so im like "dyu mean this" and she said yes again, so i was happy ... about two weeks into our "relationship" and we're in a foreign country on a school trip, down by a lake late at night and ... well ... u can tell what was going thru my mind, unfortunately i said something that wasnt really going thru my mind and made a couple of VERY bad, VERY wrong, VERY never-in-a-million-years-again kind of jokes the sort you dont even tell psychos. so she goes back inside and tells her friends i tried to rape her ... which was taking it a little too far methinks ...
cut a long story short, we sorted it out, and promised never to speak of it again, you know the old saying "what goes on tour stays on tour" well alas at her school (opposite mine, yuss im a boy in case you hadnt worked that out, sorry about being called freakette and all) - at her school they dont really adhere to this and anything that will make for a good rumour goes ... so someone got wind of the fact that i had supposedly tried to rape this gal, and for the next year and a half almost no girl would speak to me ... i tell you, that really sorts out who your friends are.

apologies for length

oh just so you know, we're friends again now me and this girl, and people do actually talk to me without thinking that im a rapist ... if any of you want to see the "Girlfriend Waiver Sheet" ive drafted up as a precaution to future girls i may or may not want to date, drop me a line at [email protected] with GirlWaiverSheet as the subject ... :D
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:00, Reply)