More than I care to remember
1) the girl at school who decided she was going to go out with me on 'a trial basis' when we were 13. For a whole day we allegedly went out,but I never said anything to her as I lost my nerve,and she didn't dare speak to me because I was with all my mates. That lasted a whole afternoon, three years later I took her V plates whilst she was going out with my mate.... oh well.

2)The random phonecalls from an old school friend, I'd moved home and was in the process of splitting up with a girl I'd been with for 3 years,an old friend phoned me up and told me that she'd loved me since we were 15(and at 15 I had a real crush on her although every tuime anything happened she bottled it).We then sort of started seeing each other, on her birthday I went to the pub with her and her mates, spent most of the night being ignored or treated like every other mate as she wanted to 'keep things quiet'. So quiet that she poured a drink over me for putting my arm round her, and then back at her place her best mate Wayne who is gay declares his undying love for her and that he's really bi. Then she walks me home and we shag in a field. The next day Wayne phones me to tell me that its all over(she didn't have the guts to do it herself), until we next go out, then me nad her get off with each other and see each other for a while til I got off with a 16 year old(I was 24 at the time)and stopped calling her.
Teresa you really messed my head up.

No more...the allotment story was posted in the out of my depth page.
(Lord Monkey of Yorkshire,OBE killed a gipsy on...., Fri 22 Oct 2004, 23:43, Reply)