My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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I took a lovely girl out one eveningand thinks were going quite well in an embarrassed first date sort of way. We made our way to a nice pub I know and got a drink before choosing a fairly quiet corner. As I sat down my foot caught the corner of the antique fireplace and the whole lot came crashing down. This was a pretty large fireplace and it quickly reduced itself to rubble. The (quite crowded) pub went silent and stared at me. I managed to say 'Oh, sorry' which didn't seem to distract any of the attention. The pub remained silent as the clientele watched in fascination to see what the landlord's next action would be. He walked slowly over to me and asked me nicely to pick all the bits up, which I did... still in silence.
Funnily enough, I'm a regular at that pub now, and she left town to study the bible. I think it must have been a portent.
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Milkman Dan, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 11:21,
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