My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Friend of a Friend StoryGuy meets girl in the Student Uni bar, both get leathered, take a fancy to each other and end up back at her flat.
All goes well, and both blackout.
Few hours later, bloke wakes to find that he has shit himself during the night, his conquest is still out for the count so he does what any good gentleman would do.
Cleaned himself up, disposed of the underwear and rubbed any remaining shit on her arse,
Cue...Girl waking up in the morning thinking she has shit her-self, very embarrassed, though the bloke was strangely very understanding.
Needless to say they never saw each other again
apologies for length and slightly off topic
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Sheep in Socks it is illegal to take a lion to the cinema., Sat 23 Oct 2004, 14:54,
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