My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Captain Birdseye BraOh the humanity. While at university there was a beautiful girl called Katie. She was truly stunning and took a shine after seeing me acting in a play.
So the date was set, she looked gorgeous wearing a black, low-cut, halter top. A lovely night was had and the horizontal hokey kokey seemed assured. Meanwhile, back at my house:
"How do you take your coffee?" I asked.
"Black, one sugar" she answered.
Hot water, just boiled in the kettle, was added to said cup of ingredients... only for me to trip over a housemate's shopping box - spilling scolding hot water over her exposed cleavage.
She walked home with two frozen chicken pies in each cup of her bra.
Oh the humanity. Still, thank you Captain Birdseye, for avoiding a costly burns lawsuit.
(And no, I never found out if the pies cooked on her way home.)
(, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 11:07, Reply)
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