My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Divine intervention:Oh, I also met a girl in a bar in Highgate who only revealed her mentalness when we went back to mine.
Mad Clue 1: Upon opening a packet of cigarettes, she stopped me from lighting up and blessed them all with a small bottle of holy water.
Mad Clue 2: She then told me that my Christian name was the name of her patron saint and as such I was her spiritual guardian.
Mad Clue 3: Rather than sit on a chair, she sat on the ledge in front of an open window many floors up in the building. (Not tempting, no, not at all.)
The irony of the situation was that her devout Christian Funda-mentalism had me praying for her to leave - by ascension or descension, just not at my hands.
Which she didn't until the next morning.
Praise be.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 11:13, Reply)
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