Norway - nil points!
Same bar as the Japanese girl but ended up going back with a Norwegian girl we used to work with. She was quite nice but I realised far too late that she couldn’t hold her drink. At all. Now, I’m sure that Danish girls and Swedish girls rank pretty highly in the stereotypical fantasy shag league but have you ever wondered why Norwegian girls are no-where to be seen. It’s because when they’re drunk they sound like a dolphin with Tourettes. A more annoying squeal you couldn’t possibly imagine. We were thrown out of two taxies on the way to south London purely because the drivers couldn’t stand her voice. The fact that she was shouting and had become very upset about something that had occurred in the hallucinogenic bubble that surrounded her head that she called reality didn’t help either. We arrived at her place. She punched me full in the face. For nothing. To this day I don’t know why she did it. I asked her a couple of days afterwards and she denied it happened. I must have fallen over apparently. Anyway, finally got indoors, tended to my bloody nose and proceeded to drink half a bottle of gin. Are you coming upstairs she eventually asked. You are fucking joking aren’t you!?. It didn’t help that after telling my mate about this, he told everyone about it at our staff Xmas party. I then spend the entire evening being shouted at by Flipper due to my ungentlemanly conduct
(Gomi No Sensei, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 14:48, Reply)