My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Heavy weightI had a date once with a chick I met on ICQ. It was not the first date I got this way, so I wasn´t worried about this one. We were to go to the theater to watch Pearl Harbor (dark place, long movie, mostly boring, ideal for a kinky date).
So I was there, and she arrived. When I saw her, I was stunned: a Boticcelli goddess, Miss Whale 2001. Roughly, she was half my size and double my weight. I was surprised that her clothes didn´t explode due to internal pressures.
Well, I though that, in the darkness I could imagine I was kissing and grabbing tits of Angelina Jolie or something, so I decided to go on. Although she probably hadn´t kiss a man in a long time (the probability of finding a man willing to do so was just too low), she didn´t want to do anything with me. So I was forced to sit there and watch Pearl Harbor till the end, the most boring movie ever.
It was no fun.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 15:27, Reply)
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