My Worst Date
I have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
( , Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
I have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
( , Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Kiwi bitch
Slept with Kiwi bird at a party in Croydon. Started 'seeing' her. Almost go to 'do' her but her brother turned up, saw me lying naked in her bed and gave her a talking to.
Next party (again in Croydon), she turns up with a Jonah Lomu look alike. Turns out this is her fiancee, who she calmly introduces me to. Her brother stands there giving me a knowing smile.
Following week, she starts calling me at work again. Thank goodness for voicemail.
( , Mon 25 Oct 2004, 15:59, Reply)
Slept with Kiwi bird at a party in Croydon. Started 'seeing' her. Almost go to 'do' her but her brother turned up, saw me lying naked in her bed and gave her a talking to.
Next party (again in Croydon), she turns up with a Jonah Lomu look alike. Turns out this is her fiancee, who she calmly introduces me to. Her brother stands there giving me a knowing smile.
Following week, she starts calling me at work again. Thank goodness for voicemail.
( , Mon 25 Oct 2004, 15:59, Reply)
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