My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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My Worst DateMany years ago, I used to work at the head office of an electrical wholesaler and took phone orders from the branches for stock replenishment.
Anyway, there was this bird from Stevenage that I used to talk to who had an amazingly sexy voice. Anyway, we made arrangements for me to go up there and meet her one weekend. So I got to Stevenage station and slowly walked along the platform watching to see who met whom and trying to put a face to the voice. Needless to say, all the fit birds dissapeared slowly leaving this one ...dwarf left on the platform. She looked like a cross between George Best and Mr. Punch (nose almost touching chin) and was about 4'3".
Sadly, the train had already pulled out of the station, so I couldnt get back on. I ended up spending a couple of hours there with her.
It was scary - she kept talking about leaving home and having sex. I was terrified she was going to suggest we did it. Anyway, I escaped, but had to endure her rasping tongue action. There were endless calls at work until I quit.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 16:23, Reply)
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