My Worst Date
I have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
( , Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
I have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
( , Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Well it all started...
..I liked this totally wild girl and decided to meet her at gravesend, which is about a hour and a half train journey.
I arrive and they decide to have a midday drinking session...with cider.
I was only 15 at the time and hadnt much experience of drinking, but in a bid to attempt to impress this girl, I decided to have a drinking competition, with her and her two mates.
needless to say, 2lts later, I was anybodies, and was being offered a wide variety of stimulants, red bull, vodka, special brew, beer and a host of other things i dont remember.
in a bid to sober up I decide to eat a mc donalds, which didnt agree with me. I manage to grope the girls sister and then collapse in a giant plant box. i pass in and out of conciousness, to realise they all gone to get last bus home.
I decide to try to ring home, and after 22 attempts of DIALLING the number, i finally get the right one.
I blurt out my location, and drop my phone, then proceed to vomit over it.a friendly man helped me by supplying water and looking after me while my parents come, the water makes me worse.vomit runs down the pavement.
I go unconsious for over 2 hours and wake up in hospital pissing in a bottle behind a curtain, my head seized up in pain....just as i finish, i turn and see my mum looking beside me worried.I got blood posioning and proceeded to have a 32 hour hangover.
I think that was a pretty bad date, ive got quite a few others as well tho.....
as an afternote, this girl goes home, proceeds to challenge her mum to a tequila drinking contest, and wins!!! I certainly pick them
( , Mon 25 Oct 2004, 16:40, Reply)
..I liked this totally wild girl and decided to meet her at gravesend, which is about a hour and a half train journey.
I arrive and they decide to have a midday drinking session...with cider.
I was only 15 at the time and hadnt much experience of drinking, but in a bid to attempt to impress this girl, I decided to have a drinking competition, with her and her two mates.
needless to say, 2lts later, I was anybodies, and was being offered a wide variety of stimulants, red bull, vodka, special brew, beer and a host of other things i dont remember.
in a bid to sober up I decide to eat a mc donalds, which didnt agree with me. I manage to grope the girls sister and then collapse in a giant plant box. i pass in and out of conciousness, to realise they all gone to get last bus home.
I decide to try to ring home, and after 22 attempts of DIALLING the number, i finally get the right one.
I blurt out my location, and drop my phone, then proceed to vomit over it.a friendly man helped me by supplying water and looking after me while my parents come, the water makes me worse.vomit runs down the pavement.
I go unconsious for over 2 hours and wake up in hospital pissing in a bottle behind a curtain, my head seized up in pain....just as i finish, i turn and see my mum looking beside me worried.I got blood posioning and proceeded to have a 32 hour hangover.
I think that was a pretty bad date, ive got quite a few others as well tho.....
as an afternote, this girl goes home, proceeds to challenge her mum to a tequila drinking contest, and wins!!! I certainly pick them
( , Mon 25 Oct 2004, 16:40, Reply)
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