My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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cunt-stubbleI was 19 at the time, met a tasty bird in a bar (she looked like Kelly McGillis out of Top Gun), scored - nice!
A week later I go to her place, and we're having coffee in the kitchen (as I'm wondering if we're gonna get it on tonight), her dad walks in, in a police uniform, 3 shoulder stripes = sergeant?, and begins to harass me about going home because after all it's almost 10pm and she's at school tomorrow!!!
In the interestests of my balls I decided it would be a good time to leave, hoping that he meant she was a teacher at a school rather than a pupil.
Later I found out she was just 14 - eek!
(, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 21:17, Reply)
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