My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Oh dear...Many moons ago a friend of mine ran a mobile disco before the days when he went to achieve a fair level of success as a radio/club DJ.
I went along with him to a few discos he did as there was always the excellent chance of pulling drunk bridesmaids and cute local chicks fed up with the village retards. At one such event a rather attractive couple of girls insisted on buying us both alcohol galore and as my luck would have it, he got off with the prettier one. My date was a very innocent and reserved 18 year old but we had a nice, if rather lame, time together.
My mate on the other hand had disappeared for some time after the event was over and emerged from the back of the stage with a look of abject horror and fear on his face. He explained that after performing fellatio on him, he had congratulated the girl on her mastery of the technique – to which she had gleefully replied “Yeah – and I’m only 13!”
He was 25 at the time, but to be fair she looked every bit of 18+ (and there but for the grace of god went I…)
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