Not technically a date cos she didn't acknowledge me
Last year at some point-when i was a strokes loving 15 year old-I went out with this girl called Carla Johnston. My first girlfriend (who was quite hot at the time).
First attempt:
She asked me if I wanted to go with her into town and of course I said yes. It started badly, (we met at tescos for fuck sake!) as we couldnt find eachother for about 20 minutes. When we were finally together she dragged me to a small patch of grass on the local chav estate (where she lived I might add) and proceeded to sit down about a foot away from me. Being my first gf I wasnt sure what to do or what she wanted, so I sat and talked, unaware that she wanted a bit of a snog. After waiting for me to figure it out what do you think she did? dumped me? (not yet, she prolonged the agony) Kissed me? (fuck did she!) She got up and walked away! Of course realising that this was bad, I'm not that slow, I ran after her. We walked for a bit until we ran into some skater friends of hers who I hated. Again we walked off, for 10 minutes until we ran into* the aforementioned skaters. She then decided to completely ignore as she had been doing for most of the day and follow the skaters to their grans' house. I stayed for a little while trying to talk to her but to no avail. When I finally left she actually paid some attention and said goodbye with a kiss on the cheek (the most action all day!) I get home thinking that maybe it could get better, but of course not! She's an evil bitch! she dumped me next day by text! for a skater (surprise surprise) who she liked cos he was taller than me!!!!!

*read: she looked for

Second attempt:
About a month later me and her were friends again (she's one of those types) and again we ended up going out-because i'm an idiot and she was hot. We went out into town again this time meeting no skaters. Great, a better 'date' than before. Next week we go and sit on the small patch of grass all day. More eventful than before. Things she did that day:
-Texted my best friend from my phone saying that I was gay and in love with him.
-threatened to break-up with me if I told texted him back
-Tied my trainers together and ran off for 5 minutes leaving me stranded
-Bit me constantly on my shoulders, arms, chest and the insides of my legs, leaving braces marks for days.
-Ran off home to meet some other friends, abandoning me again in the process
As you can see she's not great gf material.
Our final 'date' was to cambridge to see the matrix 3(crap film that I didn't want to see). Not wanting to be alone with me she invited several other people and spent the entire day trying to set-up her friend with a boy-thus sitting on the other side of the group of people in the cinema. Before I knew it I was dumped again-this time by someone she knew I hated cos she didn't have the guts to do it herself.
Now she's going out with a wrist slitting 15 year old in her school, who took her virginity and will make her pregnant any day now.

I on the other hand started college, met a girl who is infinitley hotter and who likes me as much as i like her.

Apo-loggies for length.
( Brown cow, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 13:05, Reply)