My Worst Date
I have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
( , Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
I have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
( , Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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never do the boss
if he is older than you and f'ugly but for some reason you've talked yourself into it.
especially when he commits the following crimes:
1 pulls out a red scented condom
2 can't quite get it in
3 gets it in and puts his hand over your face
4 lasts about 45 seconds
5 pulls out, looks at his own red condom in horror and says "are you on?"
6 gets up and walks out
fantastic fun facing him on the monday morning as well.....
( , Tue 26 Oct 2004, 15:23, Reply)
if he is older than you and f'ugly but for some reason you've talked yourself into it.
especially when he commits the following crimes:
1 pulls out a red scented condom
2 can't quite get it in
3 gets it in and puts his hand over your face
4 lasts about 45 seconds
5 pulls out, looks at his own red condom in horror and says "are you on?"
6 gets up and walks out
fantastic fun facing him on the monday morning as well.....
( , Tue 26 Oct 2004, 15:23, Reply)
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