My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Captain Narco.i was at a party in Turnpike lane. chatted to a girl in the kitchen - Pr type - she nattered on about her travels til i could slide her off for some rudeness.
get her in my mates rank room (mine was occupied at the time).
i manage to get her undressed and manfully whip on a condom...i lean forward...Captain priapic
..and fall asleep.
face first.
i wake up in the morning, with condom hanging limply with a mild notion of asking for some morning rumpy when she pipes up 'this place is a shithole'and promptly leaves after taking 15 quid for a taxi.
the worst thing was that i decided to ring her a few days later. she said that she was watching the football.
forever.
ho hum.
oh, and i had fairly bad 'bachne' at the time which she'd been looking at for most of the morning.
(, Tue 26 Oct 2004, 16:41, Reply)
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