2 stories- i wirite this as i am drunk atm
tonight was my schools unofficial sixth form social.

this means lower and upper sixths under the influence of alcohol. You get the picture. A great night.

Well not for my mate. Hes into this girl, and shes into him. Cept she keeps going away and gettin off with other guys. me, being the nice guy i am try to play cupid and get these fuckers together. No fucking way, if they see each other they have an arguement, and if i try to get them to come over is ends up costing me money. eg "buy me a drink and i'll go talk to him" They do, but she blows him off saying "its not my fucking loss". *NB*Shes my art teachers daughter!!

end of that story then, we're plannin revenge on the bitch atm. Shame that Q's already bin asked

I had a brilliant night tho.

* at the end i got a lift home off some friend of a friend. my mate was in the front seat, where i was in the back. My mate blew chunks. out the window. At 60 mph. I got covered. But as i handle my alcohol so well, i thought it was hilarious and threw some of the chunks back at the fucker. My mate in the other side of the car started laughing then threw up as he did so. Im just on the comp after runnin round my mams looking toilet roll and plastic bags to try and clean up the vom. *

good shit! second post! WOO
EDIT- In hindsight i realise this is my 12th post and this post was mostly about some other guy... enjoy it anyway people!
(istoleapig, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 2:22, Reply)