My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Hi MumOh dear inactionman, you've reminded me.
Teenager. Living at home. Parents out. Girlfriend in my single bed, I'm busy showing off my fancy tongue-work a bit further south. As I'm a tall guy, I'm kneeling on the floor at the foot of my bed, leaning in under the blankets.
Cue return of mother, who decided she really needed to find me. Bursts into my room to be faced with my hairy arse poking out of the bottom of my bed and my girlfriend's smiling face poking out the top.
Mum: "Oh." Shuts door, never to be spoken of again.
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Udderbelly A tale of four titties, Wed 27 Oct 2004, 9:45,
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