My Worst Date
I have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
( , Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
I have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
( , Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Never let your dad set you up on a blind date
Me dad told me about this girl at his workplace who was keen to meet me, he portrayed a picture of beauty, a girl with immense intelligence and humour. Curious, i began to text her and we arranged to go and meet at the nearby cinema. When i saw her i nearly screamed inside, my dad set me up with the dumb elephant man. I spent the whole afternoon with her, myself doing all the talking. When she dropped me home i went upstairs and cried, i was seen out with her in public. Next day i called my dad a cunt. She still texts me now,I SEEN HER BLOODY FOUR MONTHS AGO, ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!
p.s. She was ginger
( , Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:49, Reply)
Me dad told me about this girl at his workplace who was keen to meet me, he portrayed a picture of beauty, a girl with immense intelligence and humour. Curious, i began to text her and we arranged to go and meet at the nearby cinema. When i saw her i nearly screamed inside, my dad set me up with the dumb elephant man. I spent the whole afternoon with her, myself doing all the talking. When she dropped me home i went upstairs and cried, i was seen out with her in public. Next day i called my dad a cunt. She still texts me now,I SEEN HER BLOODY FOUR MONTHS AGO, ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHH!
p.s. She was ginger
( , Wed 27 Oct 2004, 10:49, Reply)
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