Old man
I used to deliver meals to old people back when I was in the Scouts. There was this one old man who almost never moved - he just sat there in front of the TV, staring.

Well, one week I visited him four days in a row and he actually didn't seem to move at all. He was in the same clothes, had the same stare and had started to smell a bit. I thought nothing of it until I found out the truth.

I was a ghost!
(frankspencer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 10:21, 3 replies)

I think
this is a hilarious story. Evidently nobody else does.
(frankspencer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:02, closed)

Boooooooo!
I dare ya to comment on your own comment.

Go on, double dare ya...
(Mr. Fahrenheit Can reach naught to fuck you in 8.36 seconds, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:32, closed)

Don't worry Frank
You're the greatest. Much better than Legless.
(frankspencer, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 11:29, closed)