Again, not me, but...
A good mate (no names) has seen more than his fair share of dead bodies (at least, for a normal person who’s trade doesn’t involve corpses on a regular basis).

Over the last few years he has:

- Cut down his own father after he hung himself, unable to cope any more with the pain he was in from cancer.
- Returned his niece home after a day out only to find her mother (his sister) dead in bed.
- And, most recently, helped his distraught neighbour cut down his wife after she had hung herself following a serious bout of depression. Then watched as his girlfriend tried CPR for 20 minutes, to no avail.

BTW, what’s with the unrelenting grimness of these last few weeks’ questions? Can we expect a return to shagging and shit next week?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:34, 5 replies)

Next week
Shagging AND shit? oooerrr you are a dirty boy.
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 13:58, closed)

Grim QOTWs
I'm with DG - think they should have a decent scroll through the QOTW Suggestions and get back to some filth and smut...
(i anglepoise, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:35, closed)

shagging AND shit
It's a remake:

2 B3tans, 1 tankard.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 14:50, closed)

I wasn't referring
to said acts taking place simultaneously. But then again, whatever floats your boat...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 16:05, closed)

nice
I was going to cuncur with the desire to return to fun subjects.......

but golddust's reply made me laugh too much, I feel much better now.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 1 Mar 2008, 2:31, closed)