Bindun?
Me and my mate Richard work for an insurance company. One day, while working on the weekend, we found some odd numbers in several insurance payouts. We discovered that these numbers meant that someone was stealing millons from the company.

We thought that knowledge of these numbers were a chance for us to makes gains within the company. We soon told the boss - Bernie - who, unbeknownst to us, was the one scamming the money from the company.

Bernie told us that we could join him at his beachfront house the very next weekend, and we thought he was thanking us for finding out about the money.

Once we arrived at Bernies beach home, we realised that we were going to have the best weekend of our young lives. But there was only one catch. Bernie wanted us dead for finding out his scam.

Things did not go according to plan. Bernie was killed first, and so me and Rich, too scared to call the police, went around with Bernie's rotting corpse all weekend and pretended that he was still alive and well.

Hilarity ensued…

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What?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:17, 2 replies)

Hang on a minute...
I'm sure I've heard this one before....

Did you go water-ski-ing?

;-)
(Knackercracker, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 19:22, closed)

sounds familiar
Did you steal that one off Legless?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 10:16, closed)