Big,Tough Legless
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I have to confess that I've managed to reach the ripe old age of *cough*47*cough* without ever having seen a stiff. Not one. Never even been close.

And, to further enhance my reputation as a hard-man, I have to confess that the nearest I've been is to see someone murdered on the Internet. It was a good few years back now and I downloaded the infamous video of a poor Russian soldier getting his head cut off with a spade.

It affected me badly. I had nightmares for weeks as I could still see his eyes looking at the camera and into my soul asking me:

"You enjoying this you sick son of a bitch?"

That was at least 10 years ago and I've never watched "live" death again. The beheadings, the chance videos where someone gets wiped out by a car, the jumpers from 9/11, - I just don't look at them.

'Cos every image of some poor bastard shuffling off their mortal coil brings back the nightmares of that poor Russian soldier.

Guess who won't be sleeping tonight?

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:26, 3 replies)

I saw that video...
... when I was about 11 I think.

Didn't affect me.

I think that's cause for concern.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 23:32, closed)

I saw that accidently
Looking for a music video on YouTube.

Some buttmunch had put together their own shoddy effort for the song, a montage of war footage with a slow-mo of that beheading in the middle.

I hate all that stuff, seeing no amusement in real death.

It's a shame you can't unsee some things.
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 0:35, closed)

ya big jessie!
;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 2:52, closed)