Feeling down...
A joke that I thought might lighten the sombre mood...

I cant think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they are dead.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 29 Feb 2008, 16:46, 1 reply)

How about
if your penis was still inside them and rigor mortis had started to set in...would that be worse?

Good Lord, I need professional help! I have no idea where that came from!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 1 Mar 2008, 0:58, closed)