Have I seen a dead body ?
No. Never. Not until I got the interwebnets back in the 90's, then it was wall to wall stiffs. Fuckin thing was infested with 'em and I, like you, couldn't get enough of looking at them.

I've seen deaders in morgues, on battle fields, in bits, impaled on fences and infested with maggots, hoist on their own petards, sad victims and everything in between. And I Still Don't Give A Fuck.

I'm ready for armagiddeon and to fuck with all that Sarah Connor bollocks. Bring on the robots.

Am I desensitised ? No. Probably. I'm fully aware that one day I'll be dead and probably end up as a jpeg on someone's hard drive but you know what ? I don't care. Such is life. Get stuck in, stop being such a softie. Life is for living and death is coming down the track whether you like it or not.

Click I like this or I'll stamp on a kitten. Don't click I like this and I'll stamp on your kitten. If you don't click I'll be in your mourges, pokin your kin with a stik and takin pikturez for your drivez.
(sham-il-eer-tak-tak noes better but still can't give a fuck at, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 23:30, 4 replies)

cunt

( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:12, closed)

uummm
do you know how to spell? Because it certainly doesn't look like you do.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 3 Mar 2008, 1:21, closed)

I do hope
that the Paul McKenna confidence book isn't like this........
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 15:05, closed)

Man's right
Just sayin'.
(MJPerry was crude but clickable at, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 17:32, closed)