i love kittens so much..
I have been known to shoot 30 in one morning.

of the ones who brains haven't been totally blasted away I then take them home and, whilst they are still semi alive, i then cut their throats and smear their blood in the shape of a pentagram on my kitchen floor. i then skin the fuckers, toss the furs aside, and wank over the sinewy corpses in the middle of the pentagram whilst offering my wholeness to satan. After unloading in the skulls, I bathe in the now congealed blood of the kittens whilst wearing a g string and quoting lines from Adrian Mole's number one best seller novel 'LO! The Flat Hills Of My Homeland'. I usually finish by watching 'doctors' after the bbc lunchtime news, by which time its off to pick up the kids from school.
(CaptainFellatioNelson is trying to kill me, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:32, Reply)