i shouldnt laugh but
the thought of your mother arriving home, searching high and low for her son/daughter and finally stumbling across a malnourished skeleton that died of starvation in her closet (complete with pant round ankles) is hilarious.

dont fret, as a student doctor currently in year 7 of my 25 year degree at a reputable English medical school I assure you that you can survive for 15 days exactly on your own piss and excrement. best hope your mums date, (date!? where the fuck did that come from) I mean flight isn't delayed.

have fun
(CaptainFellatioNelson is trying to kill me, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 16:53, Reply)