...seriously?...
if you're still locked in and starting to freak out, call the police or someone to help. Just don't explain it as "help me, I'm in the closet". "I'm stuck in a cupboard" would be far less laugh-inducing...

[edit:] oh you don't have a phone... yeah I've gotta say that if you're still stuck, give us an address and I'm sure that someone will be able to help you.

have a click for getting into such a retarded situation.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 19:21, Reply)