I said "I do"...
and ended up marrying a fat ginger bully of a woman.

Marriage just scraped the 1 year anniversary by a week before we split. 2 years later the divorce is still being dragged out and it's cost me an absolute fortune.

Stupidly I thought she'd get better once all the wedding fuss was out of her system.

Further evidence I clearly wasn't thinking straight is that 3 years earlier we were both living in Sydney on a 1 yr backpacker visa. I was offered a permanent job with visa sponsorship to stay in the country by a very respectable company. I turned it down on the basis that the ginger ex wouldn't have qualified to stay too... That's right, I turned down a golden ticket to a paradise lifestyle because I might miss the witch that now haunts my life. Stupid stupid stupid.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:14, 6 replies)

"fat ginger bully"
sounds like she had it all. Perhaps i'll meet the fat ginger bully of my dreams one day...*sighs wistfully*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:15, closed)

lol, I got one going for a song if you want one :p

( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:17, closed)

Really? For Keeps?
Gee mister!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:26, closed)

lol
Also learnt the important life lesson:

"lets me have sex with them" is not equal to "lovely person who loves me"
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:19, closed)

Ah well, it's all part of lifes rich tapestry
but I think you are probably due a slap for turning down the Sydney gig.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:28, closed)

Contact the company and see if they would be willing to make the offer again.
Blag it. They worst they can say is no.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:23, closed)

yeah....
....that ain't gonna be happening for a number of reasons:
- Got a kiddy with the ginger bint, hence don't wanna move to other side of the world.
- 5 years on my skills really arn't that up to date anymore
- but most of all.... I didn't exactly leave under the best cirumstances.... yeah I know, silly reckless email decision after pub on last day. Regrettable.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 15:41, closed)